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| Grow Your own Maid
Grow Your Own Maid!
Your number one house keeping solution
Service with a smile
If you have always wanted a maid now you can have one!
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
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£1.50
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| Grow a New Brain
Grow a New Brain!
Know someone who could use some extra brain cells?
Brain not what it used to be?
This makes a great gift or stocking filler
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious…
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£2.30
£2.76 inc VAT
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| Grow Your own Weed
Grow Your own Weed!
Homegrown at it's best
100% Legal
Perfect bud every time
You can't get busted
Easy to grow
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your own Beer
Grow Your own Beer!
After growing a beer everyone will be smarter and better looking
Who says you need to go to the pub for a beer?
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
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| Grow Your own Pole Dancer
Grow Your own Pole Dancer!
She's hot. She's cheap
Have private pole dancing sessions anytime you like
Great for stag nights
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
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| Grow Your own Diamond Ring
Grow Your own Diamond Ring!
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your own Horny Devil
Grow Your own Horny Devil
Let the little devil grow in your life!
It's fun to be naughty onece in a while
He'll unleash your wild side
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Funny Diet Kit
Funny Diet Kit!
The Sure Way to Prevent Over Eating
There is No Diet
There are No Pills
There is No Exercise
Just Half a Set of Cutlery
....Just the thing for those always on a diet!
This kit makes a great gift or stocking filler
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£4.20
£5.04 inc VAT
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| Grow a Porn Star
Grow a Porn Star!
No more nasty fees on your credit card
She will never judge your fantasies
Yeah, she'll do that & that
She welcomes the thought of a camera
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
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| Grow Your Own Toy Boy
Grow Your Own Toy Boy
Tout your toy boy around and be the envy of your friends!
He's young, Gorgeous and virile & he can go all night
You don't need a new boy friend or husband when you have a toy boy
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
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| Grow Your Own Willy
Grow Your Own Willy!
Do you know someone who could use some extra inches?
Or just want to put a smile on someones face?
Ideal for Hen nights!
This makes a great gift or stocking filler.
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow your Own Girlfriend
Grow Your Own Girlfriend!
Are you lonely or know someone who is? or maybe an upgrade is in order?
She never has a headache
No PMT
No more "Do I look fat"
She won't spend your money on clothes & shoes
No remembering birthdays
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| Grow New Parents
Grow New Parents!
No More Curfwe
Party any time even on school nights
Say what you want
No unwarranted advice
Go to school if & when you feel like it
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.
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£1.79
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| Grow Your Own Degree
Grow Your Own Degree!
No studying
No tuition
No applications
No morning classes
Get that higher paid job you've always wanted!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your Own Sports Car
Grow Your Own Sports Car!
No repairs or breakdowns
Never runs out of petrol
No speed limits
No road tax, insurance or license needed!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.
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£1.69
£2.03 inc VAT
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| Grow Your Own Teeth
Grow Your Own Teeth!
Do you know someone who could bennifit form a spare pair (or any at all)!
No more flossing
No more dentists
Perfect teeth in three days
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.
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£2.30
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| Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend
Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend!
He loves to shop
He has great relationship advice,
He always listens to you
He'll tell you when you butt looks big
He loves to dance at clubs
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow Your Own Buddha
Grow Your Own Buddha!
Growing your Buddha is your first step to Enlightenment!
Buddha onece said: "We are what we think. All that we are arises within our thoughts
if our thoughts are clear & focused we will get what we wish for"
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| Grow a Head of Hair
Grow a Head of Hair!
Do you know someone that is getting a little thin on top?
Sick of people slapping your head?
Why spend loads of money on an expensive toupee when everyone will know anyway?
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow a Dozen Roses
Grow a Dozen Roses!
Ideal little extra at valentines
Great for a partner that lives or works away
Ideal to send to someone in the armed forces to let them know you care and are thinking of them!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow Your Own Boss - Male
Grow Your Own Boss - Male!
Won't say no when you ask for a raise
Makes there own coffee
No brown-nosing necessary
Appriciates your hard work
No over time required
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilario…
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| Grow - Send a Kiss
Send a Kiss - and it will grow!
Ideal for long distance relationships
Got a partner away with the forces and want to send some loving!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious. …
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£1.65
£1.98 inc VAT
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| Grow Your Own Boobs
Grow Your Own Boobs!
Mother nature not been generous in the chest department?
Can't take your eyes of your work colleagues assetts?
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your Own Millionaire
Grow Your Own Millionaire!
Not Found Mr Right?
Credit Crunch getting you down?
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your Own Hooker
Grow Your Own Hooker!
She satisfies at a moments notice
No risk of sexual disease
No more curb crawling
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your Own Male Stripper
Grow Your Own Male Stripper!
Give your Girly friends a giggle!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow Your Own Husband
Grow Your Own Husband!
He will never ask you how much you spent on a pair of shoes
He doesn't dress like a slob
He won't get fat
He doesn't fart in bed
He keeps his opinions to himself
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow Your Own Mother in Law
Grow Your Own Mother in Law!
Tired of the nagging and interfearing?
Sick of her knowing best?
had enough of the look on her face when you speak (or breath)?
Perfect for any long suffering man!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
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| Grow Your Own Voodoo Doll
Grow Your Own Voodoo Doll
Don't like someone?
Want to get at them without getting arrested?
Then this is the answer!
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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| Grow a New Boss - Female
Grow a New Boss - Female
Won't say no when you ask for a raise
Makes there own coffee
No brown-nosing necessary
Appriciates your hard work
No over time required
Place this Grow product in water and watch, as it expands 600% from it's original size.
The packaging is hilarious.…
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